Paper Thieves Strike!

I have been robed. I know this might sound like I am making a big deal about something so small as a newspaper, but let me reassure you that it is serious to me. I wonder who could be taking my newspaper. Who could be desprate enough to take my damn paper? A homeless person? Would a homeless person want to clip the coupons like I do? I really doubt it.

I am thinking that this low life is a resident of my apartment complex. I mean that, this person is desprate to save $.30 on cream of corn. They have to be! To beat me out to the paper before I have a chance to clip the precious coupons. To Be Continued........