Cleanup Day

©Dave Marquis

Even though I am pretty sick I have to comply. What I mean is that the city sent me a nice little letter informing me that I need to remove my rubish from in front of my garage of face their rath.... So I decided that I would take the day off and go and rent a Uhaul pickup truck and make some trips to the dump to clean up the old porch remains. Here a pic of the event:

I thought this was pretty funny:

ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse. "Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.